Jim Curl is not on
Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, Google+, MySpace, Flickr, Reddit, Orkut, Ning, DailyBooth, Friendster, Tagged, MyLife,
Tumblr, delicious, deviantART, Ibibo, StumbleUpon, Xanga, Bebo, Plaxo, MOG, MeetUp, Foursquare, Yammer, Virb, Zorpia,
Path, Elftown, Wakoopa, Gogoyoko, Pookiweb, MonkeyTouch, or any other social networking site.

(and those last two aren't even real...)

Okay, I gave ...